Deathcon 2001

1. Sigourney Weaver vs. Linda Hamilton 2. Potato Kahn vs. Cousin Grimm 3. Harrison Ford vs. Samuel L. Jackson

Nick and Johnny presents an entirly science fiction lineups this evening, the fights also takes place on a science fiction convention in New York.

Fight Summary:

1 – Sigourney Weaver vs. Linda Hamilton

Sigourney pops Linda’s mucle built arms with a nail, but then Linda writes down “”I’m the king of the world”” in blood, and makes Sigourney say it. This freaks Linda out since “”I’m the king of the world”” is the tagline for Titanic, directed by James Cameron, who was married to Linda, but left her. Linda is so freaked out she bites Sigourney in her ear, spins her around, and send her away, and she lands, and gets impaled on a “”chest-buster”” (plastic hand)

2 – Potato Kahn vs. Cousin Grimm

The finale of the freakfights.

Cousin Grimm knocks Potato Kahn into the ceiling, and when he falls down, Cousin Grimm holds up a slicer, and Potato is turned into potato chips. The potato